This is gold, nothing tops letting imbeciles make imbeciles of themselves in public.

I see someone hasn’t had the pleasure of a Kale-Y Salad

Never forget!

I never shower at the gym. I live 10 minutes away and am usually going right back home after my class.

Carson: I’m sorry, but I could not remove the tumor from your brain. You only have months to live.

i talk to my dad who still lives in pittsburgh twice a week, and when i have nothing to say i bring up them adding bike lanes to the city. then he can rant about them being usable three months a year and who rides a bike anyway they are always in the way, while i watch tv on mute for 10 mins.

The biggest EVAR!

The Portnoy system just doesn’t have the same success rate though.

Even Dennis Reynolds thinks this guy is a fucking creep.

Whoa. Creepy. Bring back true scary stories contest, Jezebel!

Bryant Blames Receiving Woes on Good JuJu

John Lackey Blame Odds

Damn near cried tonight. I know they still need to lock down 2 more wins, but this was the biggest hit of my Dodgers fandom (I was 2 in 1988). To finally have a playoff highlight in at least the LCS that I can cling to and remember, that sure felt good after annual heartbreak or 0-2/1-1 deficits (1-1 is a deficit in…

Thanks for letting us know which jokes are acceptable.

One of the few times when the over/under in Vegas is obvious.