If only the DEMs hadn’t monkeyed with their primary process and nominated Any. Body. Else. than Hillary Clinton.

no, the issue is people dont like hilary clinton. this was what her second major attempt at getting elected president. She needs to not be allowed to run again. The dems need a better candidate, and in general the whole government needs a reboot.

Picture of Moon with missile in eye.

This study is about cheese, not whatever the hell velvita is.

So are you telling me I should not be eating a block of Velveeta for breakfast? That seems a little crazy.

Shouldn’t that be illegal?

Because the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. Todd Akin was right!

Oh that’s cool. Miguel Sano just broke a lady’s face in an actual game. She’s sitting 466 feet from home plate. http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/05/03/1345176783/1493774152612/asset_2500K.mp4

Come on, you guys are just making Machado about something.

Yeah, but does he do the swirl at the end?

That son of a bitch stole my move!

Did somebody say Tranny?

That was the premise of a “Boondocks” episode a decade ago:

“Radio provocateur” sounds way cooler than what Alex Jones does.

Eating alone with a woman? HORRIFYING
Universal healthcare? TERRIFYING
The Gays? ABHORRENT

Donald Trump: [looks at approval ratings]

Five good guesses?

oh hey look, a garbage human being suing a bunch of other garbage human beings. we have shorthand for this:

“I never thought they’d eat MY face!”

You fools probably don’t even know that a tallyho was “a fast horse-drawn coach.”