“I’ll tell you what - America’s really gone downhill since they said we couldn’t own people anymore.”

That was a good analysis of pain and growth. As a parent, it’s difficult to walk that fine line you described — obviously, if your child is going to put his hand on a red-hot cooking element, you pull their hand away, but if they’re tottering on the edge of their bed reaching for something and a fall onto the ground…

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

Found an edited gif of the moment:

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I love the “Zero Fucks”Obamas.

My favorite moment of his was going to the Islamic Center of Washington DC right after 9/11, and told anyone who wanted to discriminate against Muslims in America as retaliation to diplomatically fuck off. Even as a Democrat, mad respect for reaching across the aisle. Here’s the full transcript for anyone who’s never…

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

Sounds like I can keep on fucking ‘em, though, so that’s good news.

I’m sorry but you think that if you invited Donald Trump to speak that he somehow would not turn it into a political speech?

Yeah yeah, show me the birth certificate.

Can’t

“Weigh your bowel movements using nothing more than the screen of your phone. Shittr: we’re innovating the future of health.”

First Law Of Takes: A take shall remain in effect until its retraction is demanded by a more powerful organization.

What are all the Laws of Takes? Are they like Newton’s Laws? If this is the first, what are the second and third?