“I’ll tell you what - America’s really gone downhill since they said we couldn’t own people anymore.”

I’m EXTREMELY worried about Florida.

Someone hire this (insert gender)!

Something something because (insert deity) hates (insert hated group). There I just wrote a Fox News Story about the Florida hurricane.

That was a good analysis of pain and growth. As a parent, it’s difficult to walk that fine line you described — obviously, if your child is going to put his hand on a red-hot cooking element, you pull their hand away, but if they’re tottering on the edge of their bed reaching for something and a fall onto the ground…

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

Found an edited gif of the moment:

Obligatory:

I love the “Zero Fucks”Obamas.

“And despite surviving a flood...”

My favorite moment of his was going to the Islamic Center of Washington DC right after 9/11, and told anyone who wanted to discriminate against Muslims in America as retaliation to diplomatically fuck off. Even as a Democrat, mad respect for reaching across the aisle. Here’s the full transcript for anyone who’s never…

Is now a good time to talk about the economic, environmental, and health benefits of reducing our meat consumption?

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

Sounds like I can keep on fucking ‘em, though, so that’s good news.

I’m sorry but you think that if you invited Donald Trump to speak that he somehow would not turn it into a political speech?