My favorite moment of his was going to the Islamic Center of Washington DC right after 9/11, and told anyone who wanted to discriminate against Muslims in America as retaliation to diplomatically fuck off. Even as a Democrat, mad respect for reaching across the aisle. Here’s the full transcript for anyone who’s never…

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

Sounds like I can keep on fucking ‘em, though, so that’s good news.

I’m sorry but you think that if you invited Donald Trump to speak that he somehow would not turn it into a political speech?

Yeah yeah, show me the birth certificate.

Can’t

Seriously! Though I bought a second one on my spouse’s linked account and it went through.

Seriously! Though I bought a second one on my spouse’s linked account and it went through.

“Weigh your bowel movements using nothing more than the screen of your phone. Shittr: we’re innovating the future of health.”

Sold! Just wish they let you have more than one. I can tell you where mine will end up.

Sold! Just wish they let you have more than one. I can tell you where mine will end up.

You already know how it ends. What was the point?

Ugh, those are the WORST.

How did you not include the tough mudder/spartan race/warrior dash crowd? I’d say it would have to be pretty high on the list.

After watching the clean and jerk in the Olympics I don’t get how cross-fitters do such a technical and complex lift with proper form for a 2-minute AMRAP. They’re begging to blow out their shoulders, elbows, etc.

First Law Of Takes: A take shall remain in effect until its retraction is demanded by a more powerful organization.

What are all the Laws of Takes? Are they like Newton’s Laws? If this is the first, what are the second and third?