Yeah yeah, show me the birth certificate.

Spuds Mackenzie approves this post. And the lawsuit!

Benny?

I’ve learned that googling “Nicholas Cage + almost anything” gets you some horrible images.

Here ya go.

I hope Nicholas Cage appears in Upside Down.

Can’t

Never knew I’d see a domino truther.

Seriously! Though I bought a second one on my spouse’s linked account and it went through.

Seriously! Though I bought a second one on my spouse’s linked account and it went through.

“Weigh your bowel movements using nothing more than the screen of your phone. Shittr: we’re innovating the future of health.”

Sold! Just wish they let you have more than one. I can tell you where mine will end up.

Sold! Just wish they let you have more than one. I can tell you where mine will end up.

You already know how it ends. What was the point?

Ugh, those are the WORST.

How did you not include the tough mudder/spartan race/warrior dash crowd? I’d say it would have to be pretty high on the list.

A dentist admitting their mistake and correcting it for free? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Second Amendment people will take care of this problem.

First Law Of Takes: A take shall remain in effect until its retraction is demanded by a more powerful organization.

What are all the Laws of Takes? Are they like Newton’s Laws? If this is the first, what are the second and third?