Times have changed. So now getting the sweater off is not considered first base, but gets you home plate instead?

Kind of hard to think about going to your left when you’ve got a glove on, cantstandya.

Well, don’t fuck with the man’s dirt.

I did the same and even parlayed it into sex by saying how great it’d be to have such a cute kid. Jokes on her though, after years of treating my body like a truck stop toilet, my boys have the mobility of Andy Reid trying to run through a pool of sand.

Oh my god, there's more. Hold on I need to get a glass of wine for these comments.

Hi Princess Superstar! I’m sorry you chose not to respond to my email requesting comment but happy to see you here!

Maybe his post has been on hold all this time.

Coincidence?

Soon we’ll have Takepocalyse Now

What is dead may never die.

Schrödinger’s Take

+1 Grand Slam

Luckily, the A’s are used to other teams completely erasing their leads.

Annnnnd, now the NSA is tracking all your online activities.

This is boring and slow and has a slushbox. But! It’s in amazing condition and it runs for under $2k.

I think the real tragedy here is that we will be subjected to another 72 episodes of ‘Big Bang Theory’.

Please send me an email, I would like a little more information so I can address this issue. scott.koch@autozone.com thanks Scott

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.