Hey Taurus, how 'bout a poem?

I don't have an answer, but I have a joke.

As a member of the Ford family, ignorant asshat is very redundant. In fact, it's more of a birthright to be that ignorant.

I saw this in the theatre, and it makes The Expendables look like Bugsy Malone starring Scott Baio.

I remember when my high-school history teacher mentioned that black people were better off under slavery since they earned more and were treated more fairly by their masters (this was in 1988). If I was wittier back then, I would've pointed out that she could've made more money as an escort than as a teacher too, but…

I don't know. Would you go skiing in a swimsuit?

That reminds me of that Bugs Bunny cartoon "Forward March Hare".

Hell's Kitchen.

Here's Paul Tracy's quote: “I asked Jay what his dad said about us teaming up and he told me Roger said: ‘Oh great, the two guys who gave me the most problems in my life are getting together.’”

Look up Hammy Hamster on YouTube. That is all.

Maybe you can exploit this somehow with a spin-off of that documentary series, calling it "Drive-Thru Confessions"?

We are talking about a province that finally allowed Sunday shopping a little over twenty years ago, and used to stop serving liquor after 12:30 am not too long ago. Puritanical is the name of the game in Ontario.

I thought it was the Bumblebee Girl from the Blind Melon video. Guess I was wrong.

You can't go wrong with Homicide: Life on the Street, then follow that up with The Wire. For some shortened British stuff, I'd suggest Life on Mars, and its sequel Ashes to Ashes. Finally, for laughs I'd get No Heroics , The Tick and Police Squad.

I thought that the Evoluzione was designed and developed by Michelotto?

For me, I wanted to grab the nearest copy of Hemmings Motor News and scour the ads for classic '70's Fords. Great movie though.

No kidding. Maybe he should've changed his name to JC France to avoid suspension!

Look up the Couch-to-5k program. I started doing that in late April and about six weeks later, I'm jogging a 5k every other day. I also lost 205 lbs! Okay, 180 of that was a bipolar, alcoholic racist Jehovah's Witness with anger management issues... but it's nice to reconnect with friends and family again and have…

Well, that's good to know.

Anyone who chooses to name himself after the most useless character in Scooby-Doo can't help but be an idiot.