Bobby Phills from DOWNTOWN!!!

Pumpkin soap from the Rocky Mountain Soap Company— also get the Dry Skin Butter from there too.

You know what would make Rallycross great? If they used showroom-stock compacts instead of full-blown rally cars. Throw in some Fiestas, some Honda Fits, Some Fiat 500s etc. with roll cages and nothing else and let 'em go to town!

I loved it because McDonalds ran that promotion "When The US Wins, You Win!" when we were on a family trip to Texas, and it was like I ate at McDonalds for free the entire time!

I'll second MLSE, and it only gets worse. They were owned by the Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan, but now they are owned by Bell and Rogers, two of Canada's largest media conglomerates (and owners of the Sportsnet cable channel and The Sports Network, respectively). What does that mean? When it comes time for the…

I believe it was noted American philosopher and thespian David Soul who once warbled "Don't Give On Me, Baby".

I like the BASF M1 myself.

It's always sexytime with Group 44!

Wasn't there one of these that won Sebring in its only appearance and is currently rumored to be under an apartment complex in L. A. ?

If Carroll Shelby were alive, he'd charge $10 every time the freezer door was opened— $8 for SAAC members.

Maybe if they had engineered it properly, the Mizar Pinto...

Wouldn't that be a Taurus?

So when can they move the race to Mont-Tremblant?

Keep Dying

Just Rolex with the punches and let her watch. Maybe you remind her of that strapping young lad who would deliver ice to her place, and would catch sneaking a glance at her ankles every so often.

Our football team went zero and seven, and scored one touchdown in our last game of the season.

Alone and Four Shaken

This was a man who owned a 1959 MGA that was missing a steering wheel— and so he drove it with a pair of vise grips!

Bobby Phils, on driver safety.

THANK YOU!!!