Jon Lovitz looks pissed.

Exhibit B:

Here you go... Alex Ovechkin and Mr. Big chocolate bars:

How about The Sports Michael George Machine?

"Let me tell you a little story about acting. I was doing this Showtime movie, Hot Ice with Anne Archer, never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup... baby, I got a stew going."

Good Vibrations?

Can I be your friend? I'll settle for the '70 Camaro in yellow.

This makes Flo's exhortations in Mel's Diner oddly prescient. Was Coolio some sort of time-traveller?

It isn't a true home-buying experience unless it feels like you are trying to raise ransom money in a matter of hours before more body parts are mailed to you.

Wow. I didn't think there'd be anyone dumb enough to rip off the Chrysler Imperial concept...

I guess with the cop and the production crew there, you had no way of locking the doors and setting the salon on fire?

I think you should only be allowed to buy those if you sign a release waiver allowing anyone to run up to you and kick you in the groin for being such a tool.

Fantastic. I would try to complete the game without crashing into anything else.

Go For Broke

Well, now we know what ever became of last year's Chris Penn Look-a-Like Contest winner.

SlipperyNipplenaut?

I'd like to see one with either the Viper V10 or the 6.1 liter Hemi, and a decent steering rack.

I'm pretty sure they're in the US already.

I'd like to see Meryl Streep take on the roles of both Jack and Jill. I'll bet that HER fart jokes would elevate the material.

Has anyone seen Digger since the fire?