Ever since he became the Washington Generals' very first draft pick, Trent Tornincasa

I preferred Darrell Cartrip, Brent Mustangberger and David Hobbscap for my racing commentary.

I find they make great mad-libs.

You want criminally underrated? Two words for ya, pal: Catherine Wheel.

Well, now we know where Ray Lewis got his makeup tips from.

"So you're saying I have too many Thetans, Ms. Alley?"

The fact that Hoop Dreams lost Best Documentary to Maya Lin: A Strong, Clear Vision, whose director (Freida Lee Mock) happened to be the chairman of the Academy's documentary voters.

My dad was a high-school driving instructor and an Auto Mechanics teacher for more than a quarter-century, but he had his licence taken away on the recommendation of his neurologist when he was about 72. He fought like hell and wrote to his MPP (who happened to be the Provincial Minister of Transportation then) to get…

I'd guess I'd say Jim Clark. Indianapolis 500 winner, Grand Prix champion, and even competed in the Southern 500 NASCAR event (with future F1 champion Jochen Rindt as his backup driver!) at Darlington. Just to watch that guy go toe-to-toe in a Lotus Ford Cortina against Jack Sears in a 427 Galaxie around Brands Hatch…

Eyes Wide Shut always makes me laugh, because of my mom.

Isn't that a Galaxie?

I was hoping this would turn into a philosophical debate with J. R. Reid over the definitive high-top fade.

I think people will look back on this Bud Shootout race the same way they'll remember Dale Earnhardt Sr's "Pass on the Grass" in the 1987 Winston. Kyle Busch made not one, but two saves that lesser drivers would've triggered massive pile-ups with.

Mine is that Richard Petty's 200th win at the Firecracker 400 with Ronald Reagan in attendance was because their team got "The Call". That, and how Paul Tracy really won the Indy 500 in 2002, but seeing how the IRL folks would look stupid, they insisted his pass for the win was under yellow instead.

Is U-Boat Commander considered somewhat obscure? If it is, then I weep for today's youth... but here's the rundown anyways.

Y'know, I never thought of that... Tom Cruise rides as well.

Exactly. Tom Cruise may have done some SCCA racing back in the day, and had access to a Red Bull F1 car last year, but I don't see him getting beaten by Ryan Reynolds. Same thing with Rowan Atkinson and Matt LeBlanc. British comedic actor, vintage racer, owner of an Aston Martin Zagato race car and a McLaren F1 among…

I voted nice price, because it always reminds me of the late David Carradine.

So does Michael Vick man, so does Michael Vick.

Well, it's only original once.