Does it come with Lapo Elkann's personal stamp on the back?

Cherish the moment. I still have the baseball jersey from the now-defunct sports bar chain when my buddy and I won a similar challenge 18 years ago. Sure, it says Gerhig on the back and it looks like like a game-worn jersey that he was buried in, then exhumed, then used as Cecil Fielder's bib for a decade, then…

Jonathan Taylor Thomas Has Not Worked Since 2004

I had a dream on Saturday that my wife, my son and I found ourselves at a Motley Crue concert. I raised my hand patiently and waited for the entire arena to quiet down before I asked the band if they were Motley Crue or Poison, and would they mind if my son joined them to play drums.

I'd like to share with you folks my Hostess chips story, if I may.

I was hoping that it was Frank Welker that was engaged. Could you imagine the animal noises he'd make in bed?

There are two forces at work here: sense and nonsense. And each side is try to prove the other for what the other one is— absurdity.

I guess it depends on your definition of "athlete" (and maybe a definition of "best" and "musician" too)... I present Kyle Petty:

2 Broke Girls would be a much more palatable show if Kat Dennings would show off her chesticles more.

Get rid of the instigator rule in hockey, and the shootout. Let 'em play 'til they drop dead or score.

You know what's funny? From that angle, the convertible cover makes it look like that Jag has a single fin like a D-Type!

The Guv approves.

Sure... here you go.

I'd say pushing that car would make you think you're in some sort of... dogfight.

UPDATE: (9:41 p.m. EST): The AP is reporting that Mufasa's "family says doctors have 'characterized his status as serious.'" [Twitter]

Ann Wilson will always have my heart for this cover, and I don't care if she gains an extra 150 lbs:

Senna is a fantastic documentary, and the man was a study in contrasts. On the one hand, he was the one who pioneered taking out your closest competitor during the race to ensure a championship. Yet on the other hand, he had a rolled-up Austrian flag in the cockpit that he was going to unfurl in Roland Ratzenberger's…

I've been referred to as "the Pakistani Richard Belzer", which is weird because I'm neither tall, gangly or of East Indian descent. Go figure.

Actually, as a criminal mastermind, I would have them for my fleet...

The flamethrower in the back's a nice touch.