It looks like the Knight Industries Two Thousand rendered in 8-bit form.

Good riddance to that Dodge Caliber— and take your inbred Jeep Compass brother with you, too!

I guess anything from Triumph will fill up that list quickly then.

Also, would there even be enough trunklid real estate to mention that you're driving a Porsche 911 Carrera GTS Cabriolet, or would they throw in a free rear spoiler just to finish the description?

Good... it's not just me then.

Wow. That makes me wish I didn't blow my cash on that "Jerry Springer's Talk Show Tusslin' Techniques Camp" last year— I found Treynae and Rufus' hair-pulling methods to be quite lacking.

It lets all the excess awesome out before the pressure blows out the windows.

This guy's had about 253,000 miles on his Lamborghini 400 GT 2+2, and it was featured on Jay Leno's Garage.

There's a similar sculpture at the ChumCity building in Toronto...

NASCAR already has a car they should use.

So what's the over/under on pissed off Exige/ZR1 owners whose parts were scavenged to get this car ready?

In all fairness, the fingers were directed at IndyCar Vice-President of Competition Brian Barnhart, a man who could screw up a blind taste test for Stevie Wonder.

1970.

DAMMIT, WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE SWEATER PUPPIES?!

1982-1984 Dodge Rampage. Try finding one now.

That's because you can't see the mouthed threats of deportation/firings off-camera.

He's only making a comeback because his therapist refused to be paid in Microsoft® Points.

Oh yeah? What about a Jack Barry versus a Jim Perry?

Did anyone notice that at 1:45 she's posing with Nicole Brown Simpson?