The greatest drive I ever saw was when Richard Spenard (driving instructor extraordinare and a former teammate of Gilles Villeneuve's in Formula Atlantic) literally drove the wheels off one in a Michelin Enduroseries race at Mosport. He actually got the car up to sixth overall ahead of a field consisting of a BMW M5,…

I was just about to suggest the Achieva SCX. I've never even seen these; just the blandtastic 4-door versions.

TheVolare-based Plymouth Roadrunner.

You share my pain. Sometimes I wish they built a smaller follow-up to it that would've been like an Elise, but Yamaha-powered (and not Yamaha-by-way-of-Toyota-powered either)...

Well, of course the tunnel roof would collapse— nobody goes to the Big O anymore!

RPM— The movie.

Don't Be Cruel.

Don't Be Cruel.

We'll always have that stupid Helmut.

I imagine carjackings would get 200% cooler at that point.

Y'know, if I ever became obscenely rich, I'd try to recreate the Mitzar flying Pinto. I'm sure you could make a workable version with a first-generation Elise.

At least we know who's gonna be on Celebrity Fit Club 2013 now...

Large. Coach-built. K-Car?!

Thank you. That man is to car building what Bernie Madoff was to money management.

Yeah, you would've thought that with the SkyDome hotel exhibitionists busy fornicating in front of their open windows during Jays games, the KissCam would've been made redundant.

Robert Pickton found the best way to eliminate body odor was through pig farming.

Meanwhile, on a repeat of Candid Camera, Alan Funt went pranking.

And at The Comedy Store, Carlos Mencia is tanking.

@Jim Richards: As well, the first-gen Viper used the rear disc brake system right out of the Eagle Premier/Dodge Monaco!

@Goggles_Pisano: Okay, I may have not got all my facts straight. According to itsllaboutcoventry.co.uk...