1982 Chryler Imperial Frank Sinatra Edition. If your name is Frank Sinatra, it doesn't come much more personal than this.

On the minus side, Vancouver still has the lead singer of Loverboy in its corner.

To be fair though, it's hard to defend against the shorts-pulled-down-to-your-ankles coverage or the bucket-of-oh-my-god-is-that-water-no-it's-only-confetti perimeter defense.

"NOW you tell me!"

"Everyone should shoot like this!"

For example, fire.

So where does the Microsoft In-Car Movie Server go?

Yes, I believe I've stumbled across your travel guide,"It's A Crime NOT To! Locating the nation's best cuisine from the Cook County Circuit Court Building all the way to the Supreme Court"

Ohhh... I too remember the moment when Charlotte Rae bitch-slapped Jeri Jewell after one flubbed take too many.

I look to Sarah Vandella and Sara Jay for balanced expert opinions on boob-grabbing point-counterpoints thankyouverymuch.

Wow. I'd hate to imagine a Toronto Maple Leafs Camaro— it would probably cost $30,000 over sticker, and you'd be left thinking that it's been all downhill since '67!

Dammit, knock it off with the aftermarket fender vents already!

Remember to use your powers for good (vaporizing Hyundais and SUVs) and not evil (vaporizing sports cars, ones with manual transmissions).

Brad Park's kid and that's all he could come up with? I would've asked my old man to pull a couple of favors and have Mike Milbury beat the CFO unconscious with a shoe.

On a related note, does anyone have Bob Nardelli's original motivational poster? We can't even begin to speculate on a dollar value for such a valuable piece of history.

I think Donald Trump should still pace the Indianapolis 500, as long as they replace the brakes with six inch drums all around so that he can recreate Eldon Palmer's mistake in 1971. Also, they should paint the Camaro to look like a Bruno Magli shoe.

Senna (Ayrton and Bruno), Da Matta (Senior and Junior), Fittipaldi (Wilson, Emmo and Christian), Kanaan, Castroneves, Barrichello, Massa, Piquet (Sr and Jr), Gugelmin, Diniz, Moreno, Pace, Pizzonia, Zonta, Montiero, Bernoldi, Burti, Ribiero, Marques, Rosset, Boesel, Serra, Di Grassi, Pace, Landi, Hoffman, Kleinubing,…

What about Waldo?

Really? Can you put a price on superior ventilation?