Don't be a lawyer. Use your law degree to impress people into giving you a job in a completely different line of work. Use your tongue like a five dollar hooker.

I Can't Do Nuthin' For Ya, Man...

That makes no sense at all. They had π time outs left, so clearly they were in the beer frame.

When he finally realized that Juno wasn't interested in his douchebaggery

How many controllers and keyboard shortcuts will you need to play Kronum '12 by EA Sports?

What about the heartwarming story of Mark Sanchez' girlfriend who was barely out of childhood?

I prefer this Vallelunga.

What about marriage proposals? I've got a picture of myself recreating Burt Reynolds' iconic pose from Playgirl except with a strategically placed sign that says, Erin, Will You Marry Me

AN-GELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

In related news, the Canadian Football League will be holding their draft at eight Tim Horton's locations across Canada simultaneously. The draft will only be half an hour though, since there is a thirty minute limit for sitting at the tables.

Coincidentally, these men also learned crucial pick-up tips from Larry at the Regal Beagle.

...Honda Fit.

Suzuki Swift and...

Needs more suicide door.

Needs more cowbell.

I would like to see Sgt Slaughter announce on National TV that he personally brought The Iron Sheik to justice with a devastating Cobra Clutch.

Maybe he was writing to hated Canadian wrestler Jacques "The Mountie" Rougeau?

Was Duncan Sheik unavailable?

I heard Hominick's next fight will be in Los Angeles against his asshole brother.