Final April 30th score: Rednecks 76, Comic Sans Lite 55.

Wow. I didn't even know Ferrari was involved in the V8 Supercar Series!

If Matt Kenseth won the Crown Royal 400 in his Crown Royal-sponsored Ford Fusion, what will he drink in the Gatorade Victory Lane?

The Plymouth 'Cuda AAR.

Wow. I didn't know Vin Diesel even played for the Lakers!

Exactly. Of all the pics you'd want to purchase for your garage or your den to show off your dazzling collection of automotive memoribilia, you would think a Celebrity would be the last pic you'd purchase.

I suspect it's a case of demolition by neglect, hastened by arson.

"I died in a Pedobear Miata while trying to pass under a semi."

I would welcome the sweet release of death in a Cutlass Ciera compared to the Chevrolet Celebrity, the car that is as close to actual celebrity status as Frank Stallone is to a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction.

That man looks like an unfortunate cross between Paul Williams and Rainn Wilson.

Thirteen seconds? I'll bet this man was unsuccessfully trying to prove to the Furrie community that he was more than a two-pump chump.

So this man in effect, performed a reverse Milbury.

@tobythesandwich: Way ahead of you, pal. My Citation X-11 Carbon Edition is the envy of the Piggly Wiggly parkin' lot!

Baby blue Audi A4 cabriolet.

...and you can imagine who's building them, too.

I see where this is going...

This one just looks too angry. Maybe it's resentful that it's not a Subaru?

@Buckus: Yeah, but this shit sandwich now has extra mustard!