Wow, that's awesome. I'd love do the same thing myself, except I'd need two pairs of Depends undergarments in case I soiled myself.

Invasion of Canada? Well, you're already too late there friend. We've had our top sleeper agents Celine Dion and Alan Thicke infiltrating your corridors of entertainment for years.

To elaborate on Slid Pissed Tossed Mazda3hatch sideways' point, here's a picture of Chrysler in the Cerebus years:

And even if the truck crashes, it'll still finish eleven laps ahead of Milka Duno.

WHY DID YOU TOW?!?!

At this rate? I'll have to say the manual transmission.

Well, it looks like ol' Petrov's caught himself more trouble than the time them Duke Boys snuck into the dressing room during the Miss Hazzard County pageant at the Boar's Nest. Difference bein' Valery didn't find himself being chased by an angry Lulu Hogg swingin' a red-hot curling iron like Lash LaRue takin' on a…

Whatever Lindsay Lohan's driving.

Needs more Edsel.

Here is some surveillance footage of a "paperboy" in action.

Yeah, I'll bet his paperboy's real thrilled with that driveway.

This guy drives one.

... and our $1 bill had Alan Thicke's picture. The decision to switch to the loonie was made shortly after Thicke Of The Night.

Ferrari has made some fantastic outdoor fireplaces lately.

When you dine at the Real Sports Bar, you are subsidizing Darcy Tucker's buyout.

The 1995 Dodge Neon.

@smokyburnout: Who's the metallic piece of action that demands all the traction?

Ummm... in the video, they said it was a broken driveshaft, not an axle.