I dont really have any patience for those who think we can’t have a reasonable discussion about candidates during a primary. We cant have all 50 of them on the ticket come election day. We gotta pick one. So let’s talk it out.

I’d settle for a plain old ornery Focus.

No.

Poor diplomacy.

You know Jeopardy is bringing the big guns, when the final category is African Geography. All of us who grew up on “Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?”Gameshow, knows that the kids who got that Africa map for the final, were fucked from Cape Agulhas to Ras Ben Sakka.

Trashcan Lamprey.

The appearance of “Megadoodoo” was definitely the low point of the Godzilla franchise.

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

This is my favorite thing that you’ve ever written, and you’re my favorite auto journalist (tied with Chris Harris). I’m a car guy into VWs who loves Star Wars to an almost obsessive level. I’m evil-you, and I say carry on, good-me.

Tough shit, chuckles!

We can’t protect ourselves. We can’t protect our sisters from the men that hurt us. We can’t go to the police, we can’t use whisper networks.

I guess its safe to say the van “Deep Sixt” the Porsche?

NEWS

Because it's not a language that evolved from Latin? Not sure what that has to do with it.

Hey, remember that we’re in the United States, and we can call him a fat, orange, demented piece of shit who doesn’t actually represent this country’s actual values because we don’t live under a dictatorship.

I for one appreciate the content ratio of 50% facts to 50% jabs at the president of this article.

I always chuckle at Bomb Voyage and his little French accordian music sting. 

Wait... Did he just drive away from the scene of the accident pretending nothing happened?

Plus that’s one nice, grade A lookin set of tenders