This is off-topic as heck but I figure most of io9's readership checks out the comments on this article, so this is the best place to mention Bricken’s detached retina.

You know Jeopardy is bringing the big guns, when the final category is African Geography. All of us who grew up on “Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?”Gameshow, knows that the kids who got that Africa map for the final, were fucked from Cape Agulhas to Ras Ben Sakka.

This could be the best list in the history of the internet.

As I grow older, that Heinlein would have hated it becomes more and more of a bonus.

Ok, I didn’t hate the GB reboot, even enjoyed it for what it was, but I admit I was more excited about the recent announcement for GB3. However, I’m not sure going with kids is quite what I had in mind, either.

That cat got turned into a fur hat with matching ear muffs.

I actually like the gray suit look over the tan.

I’d be totally fine with that!

You joke, but how amazing would that be?!

“Marvel is considering an intermission”

got to agree. Give me a Pre-Kirk Enterprise series with Pike absolutely. You have 10 years of missions to work with there which is longer than any of series have run.

I another life I would be excellent at writing clickbait headlines. I hate that fictional me so much I am prematurely collapsing that entire universe knowing I am killing trillions of sentient beings. It is for the best.

The Great Starfleet Bake Off!

I hope that vineyard has short chairs for when Riker comes for visits ;)

“That was going to be Disney’s plan. But what happened was, when it came out, it was kind of an underdog that no one knew about. [Also] it came out against Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the Tim Burton-Johnny Depp one, and then no one knew that March of the Penguins, a documentary, [would become] the hugest…

Trashcan Lamprey.

Get this man a Captain Britain movie, asap.

I want to hug Patrick Stewart too!

A Deep Space Nine game?