Doug Jones won.

The final stinger was more Jeff Goldblum bringing the full Goldblum. I’d wade through a French sewer for another 15 seconds of sweet, sweet Goldblum.

I couldn’t stop thinking about this during all that nonsense:

Scotty will not be pleased.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

Hating the Patriots is not biased, it’s just good sense.

It says a lot about marketing and movies* that a cigar would have cool but a cigarette looks... bad.

*and years of Boston Legal

It was essentially a remake of 20,000 fathoms.

At least the animated series it spawned was awesome.

That could be true, but I’d go for that ‘98 Prelude in a heartbeat, yet I have no interest in the others you mention. Then again, I am not a huge Honda fan... aside from an S2000, there aren’t many that would really get me excited. This Prelude is one though.

I actually had a 1998 Prelude SH. I will say, after all the cars I have owned, this was definitely one of my favorites. I still miss that car:

Hand shaking is awful anyways. 75% of the time at work, it’s somebody I dislike. And then they wanna show how big a man they are with crushing, or it’s just fingers, or their hand are clammy, or they are just a dirty person.

As far as women go, I follow their lead. If they wanna shake, I’ll shake. If they wanna hug, I…

Besides unemployed?

Unemployed?

Clearly somebody needs to bring a third named EcoBoost.

Nintendo: No one could come up with a worse name for a console than Wii U.

If anybody has one of these, but you just want to get rid of it because it’s too ugly, please let me know.

It wasn’t until much later in life that I realized “only $4800" was the real joke there.