We do have nice things, like a beautiful city, nice weather, great culture, nice nightlife/restaurants, etc. Just not a nice football team.

Stupid. Just stupid.

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.

It was so clearly no good.

The game definitely sorely needs a team scramble. When 4 individuals rank 40+ are wrecking an entire team of 20 people match after match, it stops being enjoyable.

Speaking of Stabby McStabberton where has he been lately? Is he and his team coming up with some new batshit insane things he can say to try to recover from his recent poll droppings which is also what comes out of his mouth, droppings.

Let it be Ms. Marvel, Kamala Khan!

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

I would like to know more.

This is what doing your job looks like, to any who may still be confused by it, or operating under childish and uninformed opinions on Games Journalism.

Martin Landau is a treasure.

“Illuminati kale" - that's pretty damn deep

She probably can’t listen to the BeeGees.

If I smoked too much weed in college, maybe I’d be afraid of deep things too.

I was hoping for a substantial, thoughtful analysis on these particular customers, but I’m afraid of deep things.

1:53 that reverse entry tho

I love the Ewoks. Judge me. I don’t care.

How about I never play...because it sounds stupid. Perma-death happens in real life, why do I want to do that with my videogames?