After seeing the inside the elevator video, can somebody please explain why Janay married Ray Rice?

Dauntless, is that you?

They got me at "spaceship"

Ships are heavy but durable, and in my time playing team deathmatch (one of a few planned multiplayer modes), I found that smart positioning and teamwork were absolute musts. Some ships, like a long-range class that's essentially a giant flying sniper rifle, were better suited to filling out a team's back line while…

Randy Wright

Ahem...

Leave me alone, I'm busy rethinking my opinion on everything you've ever written.

Dat aft.

I assume this list is written from best to worst because Sorbo is at the top. Check your numbering Lindy.

This. Double reeds FTW.

That was horrible. +1

Hey Germany, how many goals can you score? ...about a Brazillion.

This might be the most apt use of that image I've ever seen.

I think everyone's missing the real issue here—clearly this is a hungry bear pretending to be a human, trolling for victims. Lazy bear, go outside and hunt down a backpacker instead of trying to get them to come to you.

I'd still prefer something fresh from Bioware. Some stories should just end already. And the Shepard story wasn't just about him — it was about the entire Mass Effect universe. Maybe some people are interested in the aftermath, because people just can't stand the ambiguity of any ending. But stories have got to end at…

That is an accurate depiction of my head.

I'm defnitley borken.

THIS

Did... did anyone else read the title and mentally hear "I shot the sheriff" play in their head?