I am SO GODDAMN OUTRAGED that I basically agree with most of this and don’t have a chance to write a sarcastic spittle-flecked list of all my problems with it.

Arya: My Weapon.

Nice to see we’ve come full circle as a species...

Not me, but I know them from grad school.

Totally. Bran has gone full God Emperor Leto II here.

the HECK you say ...

Ultimately this is a project about new ways of construction. Not a project that tries to explain how things were done in the past. It uses some theories about that and for sure it’s the hook that will get it more press, but these are architects not historians.

It makes sense that it reminded you of the Incan walls, it’s something Matter Design has studied explicitly:

Of course I would never send humans out there. I’d hire a project manager to send them.

I never watched Mort and...Mindy? Gort? Whatever, but I suspect the ancient egyptians used a giant water table to create a flat surface (since the water would automatically level out and provide a reference point.

Well, part of the durability of the pyramids is apparently that they started off by leveling the bedrock they stand on completely flat... So yes, they were most certainly capable of that. :)

Nice try, NASA

They definitely could, but most of those are built on fairly level ground.

TV/Movies: Batman and Ace in ‘Epilogue’

I would like to die first.

Yeah, I really want to be a fly on the wall when JANAVS’ two daughters read the transcript of that phone call in which he flat out says one of them is too dumb to catch on to this scheme but the other one might figure it out.

When he briefly allowed himself to entertain the idea of, “what if he actually ended up becoming a kicker?!” was tremendous.

I know this is horrible and awful and shows how tiered our society is and that “hard work and dedication will help you achieve” is bullshit....
BUUUUUT...
I fucking died at that dad who wanted his son to pretend to be a kicker. “He has really strong legs,” is the coolest dad sentence ever. 

Dude needs a better office shirt or an iron.

Oh yeah?  Then how do you know what I’m imagining?