All I want is a way to scroll through Netflix without having to feel rushed to move onto the next option before the auto-play starts. :/

A pearl necklace in VR? Perhaps you want a.... different game.

That..........Is.........So..........Funny!

Someone on the Dirt Bag thread said a lovely thing about how his loved ones have to deal with the loss of David Jones, and the rest of us have it considerably easier because David Bowie can’t really die.

HA! I’m 51 years old now and I am comforted to learn that I am NOT the only one who has done this! (Although it was my bf’s parents and sister all of us sharing a hotel room while visiting him at one of the military academies).

Who HASNT done this

I love this photo so much

Know why this video hit home? Look what is upstairs in my room.

Actually there is a predominant thinking in the Republic today that Vader himself had reason to let the Death Star be destroyed. It allowed him to firm up the legitimacy of his position, drew attention away from his over-reliance on his archaic faith system beliefs, and created a gap in the empire’s power base which…

Learn the truth... they found evidence of controlled demolitions in the Death Star

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No, I’m saying the exact opposite. It sounds SO bizarre that it seems to me it is more like a Lynch film than actual funeral. It’s the little kid that cinches it for me—the minister ministering away, then perhaps a severe light-shift as a little kid in a suit (kids are ALWAYS creepy in formal wear) walks to the…

I really don’t think Sally hates Don. He might think she does, but I don’t think she actually does. She just sees him as a flawed person, and she’s also angry and sad and scared.

Revenge fantasies for monstrous people are natural, but shouldn't be within the scope of the law.

Yeah, I was disappointed (but shouldn't have been so surprised, since it's Lifehacker) that this list is geared toward those who have achieved the work-for-yourself dream, without taking into account those of us for whom 'work' still involves someone looking over your shoulder. Our list might go like:

I thought you meant safe places at work to go when you need to get away quickly. My vote is an open bathroom stall - they can't find you there. Or at least they shouldn't bug you there. Being the IT guy, I sometimes will just go sit in the switch closet if I need to get away from my clients for a bit.

Oh, I've got another! One time, I heard Bill Clinton would be up in San Francisco signing his memoir and even though it was hours away and would be a whole thing, goddamnit, I wanted my book signed by Bill Clinton.

More cute than insane. Waiting back stage at the Kennedy Center Honors, just me and Tom Hanks. He was waiting for his cue to enter, and I was the first to places for the choir entrance. Mr. Hanks was watching the backstage monitor as the house camera panned the audience. When the camera landed on Rita Wilson, Mr.…

I met John Ritter in a bar and he asked me to hold his beer. Then he immediately yelled, "BARTENDER! THIS KID IS GETTING DRUNK OVER HERE!!", which made everyone in the bar turn and look, and me blush like crazy (I was 11). Then he bought me a water... which, errm.. was free. Because water. Also because open bar..…