Lego: Red Dead Redemption 2 Is Never Going To Happen

...but why mock them to begin with?

I agree, and if I was to sit down and look at her record, I’m certain there would be a few votes (even procedural ones) where I would just go, “What the fawk!” Plus, she’s not representing my state, but still, I couldn’t resist the jab.

Well...60 percent of the time is 40 percent less than Flake.

It is unlikely he would best Cornyn in Texas, but it would be good to see him run. And, in terms of historical precedent, Abraham Lincoln recovered from a Senste loss to run for, and win, the Presidency two years later. I’m not saying he’s Lincoln, but it certainly establishes he could do it.

I agree with that.

What is with that picture of Whitaker? Is he on display? Is he an exhibit? Who are those peoplw behind him?

Something important to remember (which Slate pointed out) is that the infrastructure Beto used didn’t exist prior to his team cobbling it together. And it doesn’t go away with this election: it still exists in mailing lists, contacts, and whatever is left of the war chest.

“You can get Christmas or Thanksgiving this year, but not both!"

Yes and no: while Cruz is a big factor in that (ans Cornyn is far more secure), the demographic landscape of Texas is shifting. The economy is booming here, which means lots of transplants to the state, and a growth of dense urban areas. You can't maintain that growth without those urban districts, and they will…

Pine bark. Pine bark, guys.

For the Texian Jezzies amongst us:

For FUCK’s sake! This has been the same, depressing drumbeat for decades, and it’s why there is no significant movement in protecting women. How many other crimes is the victim expected to investigate and accumulate evidence themselves? The deliberate and willful ignorance around this issue is nauseating.

Of course it’s his favorite drink: it’s practically the official soda of heartland Texas. I doubt he actually enjoys it, though. I feel he is functionally incapable of savoring anything that is sugary or sweet. Knowing Cruz, he drinks it because he is willing to do any goddamned thing to appear as an authentic Texan…

HER NAME IS SAGA! Let's get the film rights to this! Stat!

Except Brett Kavanaugh does have an issue with that. How is that not suspicious?

She doesn’t really deserve that, though: as CNN pointed out, she qas dropped by the Republicans during questioning because she started to sympathize with Dr. Ford. They wanted someone to rake Ford over the coals, but they should have selected a criminal defense attorney or criminal prosecutor: a sex crimes prosecutor…

He's angling for that Attorney General position that will be opening up in the next month or two.

Our national leader, ladies and gentlemen! Historians in the future shall learn of the Teapot Dome Scandal, the Iran Contra Affair, and the Bigly Penis Panic of 2018.

Oh, Jesus Christ.