It is still, to this day, shocking to me that a person like Betsy DeVos can go on national television, demonstrate such an utter lack of knowledge and straight up dumbfuckery in regards to her job, as well as in general, and still have people supporting her. Like, not even wealthy folks: people who will be harmed by…

Well, some of them joined under Pres. Obama, for one: he was the President for eight years.

That’s an unjust sentiment, as I can tell you personally that there are people at ICE who are quite liberal, and very opposed to the direction the agency is turning. There are ways to enforce it’s legal directives without being thugs, and if those people weren’t there, imagine what the agency would look like without…

I think in a lot of cases, it’s less a sexual turn-on, and more of a morbid fascination with no check or hindrance on impulse. It’s like the same impulse that might make you seek out cyst draining videos, or things like that in the ‘weird part of YouTube,’ only heavily amplified and with no restraints. People have a…

The level of hypocrisy in this is astounding: you can’t blame guns, because they’re inanimate objects. Oh, but video games and movies! THOSE are the real culprits!

They aren’t, and that’s why it’s so hard to pin them down. They’ve morally equivocated themselves into these decisions, which (even when they do things that may be illegal), it’s so hard to actually point the finger at them and say with certainty what they’ve done. If they were straight up con artists, then there…

...he looks like he would try, then realize he was in a real fight now, and panic.

What kind of a world do we live in where we can point to a politician, say, “That man is worse than a Satanist,” and still be 100% correct?

“Father, look! I’ve made a shiv from this carrot! Please love me, father!”

Well, I mean...there’s ways you can have both:

You didn’t sexually assault someone, but you sexually VIOLATED them.

Other commentators and folks described what happened to Jennifer Lawrence as sexual assault: she herself does not seem to have ever used this term.

No, you can key my car and call it vandalism. Because that’s vandalism.

...it’s just such low-hanging fruit, though. Can’t I engage with him just a little bit?

Considering that multiple laws say the complete opposite of what you say, then it’s not incorrect. It’s a fact.

Well, it is.

No: it is a sexual violation. End of story.

That’s the biggest beef I have when talking to people about the NRA: they always angle in on how it protects gun-owners, and it doesn’t. It doesn’t give a shit about gun-owners, unless gun-owners give it money. It’s all about the manufacturers.

“You can have my travel discount or reduced shipping rates when you pry them from my cold, dead hands!”

That’s the part I’m still grappling with: having been so close to someone, and still feeling that closeness, but knowing they just don’t feel the same way anymore. It aches at weird times.