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Gob_Hobblin
Gob_Hobblin

Oh, for FUCK’s sake!

But is it raining tacos?

Nobody on that show actually got jobs with Trump.

That headline pretty much sums up the entirety of Trump’s campaign.

Hey, don’t get me wrong: I don’t think we’re going to see a civil war at all. And I’m not wishing eagerly for it like some bunker-bound Bernie bro: my employment makes me one of the prime targets for some lunatic with a Killary bug up their ass.

Bear in mind a significant number of Trump’s followers have combat experience. And they are the people more likely to be familiar with explosives and firearms than those who would support Clinton. And that McVeigh’s plan hardly required smarts. And that, while it’s easy to dismiss Trump’s supporters as idiots, the

I live to please! I have to thank the Trump’s, though, for making it so easy.

Remember Timothy McVeigh?

It’s not the ones in the military that concern me; it’s all the privately armed, very erratic private citizens. Those are the ones who have acted with the most violence at his rallies, and I’m concerned what they’ll do when they think the election was ‘stolen.’

He’s bonkers with a razor, yo. Least that’s what I heard.

“You’re watching the television. Suddenly, you notice there’s a wasp on your arm.”

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That’s a good song to have on the play list, Mrs. Trump, but might I suggest another Tammy Wynette song you should probably strongly consider....

Dead people voting is a cherished New York tradition! Who is he to question that!?

And this has compelled me to send a note of support and well wishes to this paper. Thanks for bringing this excellent letter to our attention!

Oh, I agree: it’s just fun to throw it back in his face.

I live to serve the Jezzie community. Not that there weren’t consequences, mind you:

I should warn you that a search for ‘Trump tissues’ brings up, as one of the first pics, an image of him reclining on a hotel bed. So, that and it’s implications are...terrifying, to say the least.

I think that ‘sweetie’ is the part that just cinches the whole thing. It’s such a sugary term of demeaning condescension.