The letter writer sounded pretty compassionate to me in that she’s struggling with how to handle this. Lots of people would have just ditched Jen.

and my unemployed friends used their 600 bucks to buy groceries, pay rent and catch up bills. 

It’s the manifestation of the real American Dream of “fuck you, I got mine”.

Surprised he went with the Lambo. I would have expected a fully lifted and loaded Ford Raptor (with TruckNutz of course) along with Puddle of Mudd’s entire discography - with the balance of the loan dispersed in $1 bills.

This guy woulda been in the clear if he had gotten himself a Mar-A-Lago membership.

I have such mixed feelings about this, dating back to the early 2000s when everyone was blogging. I would get together with a dear friend and ask how she was, and she’d say, “Didn’t you read my blog?” No. My time away from you is my time. Just because you wrote a thing doesn’t mean I need to read that thing in order…

I’m pretty sure she knew what she was getting into. She just figured the cheeseburgers would have done him in by now.

Unfortunately this article was published way too late to help Melania.

IF you’re not disciplined enough to not plant mystery seeds...
and not smart enough to anticipate that any seeds you receive unsolicited from another country might inherently be an invasive species...

THEN why do you assume that once you’ve planted and grown the seeds, you’ll be able to know that they’re invasive...…

meh, im personally pissed this money had to filter through businesses instead of going directly to individuals. it will be a great day when Americans and our politicians realize you are more than your job.  

I have said this several times but here is the most likely what is happening

I feel the same way about Kate McKinnon. I'm sure she probably has some bad takes of her own, and I'm grateful to her that I never have to hear them. She has no social media that I know of, and I can enjoy her goofy ass in peace.

The Chainsmokers are like if a can of Four Loko wished upon a star to become a real boy was granted its wish.

which included an opening performance by Goldman Sachs CEO David Solomon, aka DJ Sol 

“White celebrities like Britney Spears... get to overcome the glare of tabloid scrutiny...their shaky mental health now legitimized... given the benefit of the doubt, their struggles with mental illness assumed from the start.”

Stop giving this very unintelligent person attention. He’s aggressively stupid. He’s a racist. He serves a racist master in Trump. He has a massive ego with no self awareness whatsoever and making a few catchy songs does not warrant his belief that he’s a genius. He doesn’t read. He doesn’t think. He’s a prime example…

I guess there’s a certain poetry to dying of a respiratory disease after a Chainsmokers concert.

I don’t know the answer, but I think it’s probably the same reason that they dress like hobos, grow questionable facial hair, and think they have unique ‘style’.  I suppose its because they have no one in their life willing to tell them they look ridiculous. 

Because money, taste and a discerning eye don’t go hand in hand in hand...

I’m not sure. I think it’s probably the usual reasons: 1) not having enough time or money at-hand when the decision strikes, 2) not taking time to find an artist that has the skill to pull off decent portraiture. I’ve seen that same portrait rendered much more successfully, even the more line-drawn versions of it.