Someone should respond to the ad with nothing but a link to this post. And then screenshot the resulting email/text tantrum. And then share that in the comments.

Doesn’t help that one of the links at the bottom of the page is “I just lost $25,500 on my Mitsubishi 3000GT VR4 and couldn’t be happier”

The $4k version even has an engine — I really assumed it didn’t have one. NP even if it has a salvage title on it.

Just show up in Flint, MI with $500,000 in cash, nothing could go wrong there.

0 mile, never titled, fresh out of the plastic, I doubt would break $75k.

About nein dollars.

1. Change your ~10 month old infant daughter’s diaper

The real answer should be:

I think the idea there is that, assuming They track down the printer, it has been sold at whatever the Canadian equivalent of Goodwill is, and used by whoever purchased it there.

Now that’s quite a pole position.

That’s not a bad alternative, though depending on how it’s done a paper trail might be created (if you have to pay to have it recycled, for instance, and use a card instead of cash; or if you have to show ID for some stupid reason.) And, while someone going Office Space on a printer is not unheard of, a person…

I can’t believe I have to use this to defend him...

As you surely know - looks like and tastes like are separated by an ocean of delicious real pork.

Depending on the resolution of the photos the dots could still be visible. The printer at Staples would likely include its own dots; maybe this would obfuscate it, or it could add a second timestamp to make it even easier for the Feds to track you down. To avoid detection:

Fish isn’t meat.

Anecdotal but my friend made it for his husband and his husband was totally fooled. He was convinced it was pulled pork. I still maintain that should be grounds for divorce.

And for only another $4,995 you can get a planemax warranty covers everything from nose to tail.

According to the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary, both are valid, with hung being the older word and hanged the more recent. However, I have no idea whether American English is different from real English.

“You’re fired for doing that thing that we wanted you to do, and knew you did. We’ll sue you later as well while putting on our best ‘shocked’ face.”