Nice one.

Like this?

Wait. A government is making claims but has no evidence to back it up?

All those people that don’t appreciate how expensive boat upkeep can be...

I have NEVER started your wife’s car!

Had a simial experience with a Doge rental last year - the fun part is when the system fills up (I think it will only take 6 pairings.) The system is all voice-activiated - and while pairing the device, at some point, you say what you want the car to call your device. The car keeps that recording OF YOU. So when the…

So, in this case she’s hoping that her interviewer asks to see her tits and then vomits on the desk?

Cargo:

Ah, good old VW electrical issues. I’ve spent many a day screaming obscenities at my wife’s old GTI. Good times.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

“Well, it’s in Hazzard, it’s in a hurry and it ain’t a Duke. So whoever that fella is, he’s probably up to no good. “

On my ‘12 golf, if I am listening to the radio with the ignition off and turn the radio off or it times out, the next engine start the radio will be off. I have kessey

my 2011 GTI does that. It’s weird. Sometimes it also forgets that there is an iPod attached, and about 5 minutes into my drive, NPR or whatever is interrupted by the first song, alphabetically, which happens to be “A-Punk” by Vampire Weekend, when it remembers the iPod. I used to like that song.

Sell it in the U.S. as a Nissan but put replacement Alpine badges in every glovebox.

Nissan badge? Patrick, I don’t think you understand how much us French car people love Alpine. We love it more than we love Napoleon, Charles de Gaulle and Serge Gainsbourg put together. I don’t believe a single French higher-up at Renault-Nissan would ever greenlight a Nissan-badged Alpine. I’m pretty sure if they…

Fun fact, you can differentiate Korean Built 2014-2016 Hyundai Elantras from American built ones, as the Korean ones have the front tow hook so that they could be better secured down on the boats, while the American built has a clean bumper with no hole.

Great write-up and pictures (seriously). Next week lets cover the 710 Cap under the hood (sarcastically).

They’re fine cars, but it’s amazing how many of them ship with liveware problems.

Karma is a ditch, man.

Heh. “Work truck” reminded me of this one.