I hear that there’s a metal underbody shield available for the TDI Passat.

My apologies, I wasn’t aware that he had run a second time.

Um... David Duke ran for president as a Democrat.

When I got pinched in Plano on the DNT (Dallas North Tollway), they referred to it as Deferred Disposition. It was essentially a pay the offense fee + the court costs and don’t get caught again in the next 6 months. But it never hit my license...

I don’t know what the interior volume is, (too lazy to Google it), but I once had 7 people in a ‘76 Camero....

Full retail price, but at the end of the model cycle, when the price get’s discounted.
So 3 years ago I purchased a Samsung Galaxy Nexus for $250 for my wife. Two years ago I purchased a Nexus 4 for $250 for me. This year I replaced the wife’s phone with a Moto X (2014 32gb) for $350.

I hate that I got rid of mine back in 1990, but it was in rough shape after the accident...


... where my girlfriend (now wife) found a pair of girls panties under the seat on the test drive after the body shop was finished with the repairs.

That’s like arguing that you shouldn’t buy that 5 passenger Prius, when there’s only two of you. A Miata would be a better choice. After all, you’re not fully using the Prius.

We moved to a minivan (Toyota Previa) when my wife was pregnant with our second... The Subaru Impreza didn’t have enough room for one car seat and two grandma’s in the back seat.

I don’t know the answer to that question. The people who I know who own boats use them much more frequently than once a year.

For me, we bought a (used) 2001 Excursion (in 2006) to tow a 34’ travel trailer. We went camping once a month without fail and usually twice a month during the spring and fall. We also had 4…

I don’t know, but I can tell you that 100% of Honda Fit owners never use it to tow a boat...

I use Advanced primarily, O’Reilly’s is my backup, and heaven forbid I have to drive across the river to get to AutoZone...

Advanced is closest to my house, but they know me there. They know my cars. They ask about the cars and kids (I’ve brought them in over the years) and they’ve given me discounts out of the blue…

“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

My Jetta needs a new reverse gear...

Hmm. I wonder how much debt he has.... I’m not sure that I want to own 100% of such an albatros...

I have a spare buck. How many shares of Saleen can I buy?

Heh. Because Houston isn’t as good as Dallas or Austin?

True but I don’t own a Golf TDI, the best deal on a used TDI near me is a 2002 Beetle for $6000. That $800 doesn’t buy a lot of diesel and it’s a 13 year old car... The cheapest new TDI is a $20,937 Jetta.

Try metro Dallas. No toll booths on the toll roads. You can pass through at 70 mph.

Eh. I drive in on Monday and go home on Thursday and work from home on Fridays. (Plus I’m home one week a month.) Weekly, it’s not much worse than the job I had in Metro Dallas.