Jesus christ look at her. It’s like a traveling Madame Tussaud’s exhibit.

No one

That helps keep out the riff-raff and undesirables.

How do they afford to make a video like this? With the aerial shots and editing I can imagine it costing in the thousands. ugh, rich white ppl. My college experience was just….so different. Mainly, I was a poor minority.

It looks like one big tampon commercial.

BMI is a system that was designed to evaluate groups, not individuals. It makes no distinction between weight from muscle and weight from fat. It is virtually meaningless in this context.

I always suspected the Model S was reverse engineered alien technology. He’s here to see if we’ve figured it out yet.

The same can be said for Dick Chaney saying the US is facing “imminent threats” since Obama came to office. Oh yea, says who? “High ranking officials.” When? “We cannot pinpoint it but it’s imminent.” Where? “We are hearing chatter. It’s coming.”

Elon Musk is watching us guys!

Hi Mr. Musk

I received a PhD in having a sense of humor from Your Mom.

The Venn diagram is almost interlocking. I get it.

This! Our office was open on Memorial Day and whoever worked, got paid overtime. One girl was scheduled to be off but was given the choice to work if she wanted. She had already made plans that day so she said she’d take the day off but was upset that she wasn’t going to be paid. She literally said “I don’t think it’s…

Try working with millenials. “I know I didn’t have a great year, but I still deserve a raise because....”

WHAT!?! I feel like I need to frame this!

That’s the real lesson that adults got from following the kids of Peanuts — that irrational childhood fears and anxieties don’t magically disappear just because you get older. Each of the kids (and Snoopy) presented different ways that people confront (or deny) those fears. Charlie Brown wallowed in them. Lucy…

“Do you see how different this strip is from the one in 1955?”

SANDERS ISNT DOING ENOUGH FOR BLACK PEOPLE! Sanders addresses the issue directly. SHUT UP BERNIE YOU CANT SAVE BLACK PEOPLE!

“as well-meant as they are, they don’t address the fact that even if he wins, there’s still going to be racism and everything that comes with it”

Just like as well-meaning as this article is, Greg, it doesn’t address the fact that even if he, or any Democrat, no matter how progressive, wins, they’re going to be dealing…

If you’re having trouble tracking that, look for Cassiopeia first