Ok, YOU tell him he looks bad with his shirt off

Which is why we never play Vietnam

I get the feeling he's seen some things that make a little soccer fan brawl seem insignificant. Shudder.

It's not amazing from the work of the striker, it's that he got an easy goal courtesy of a great assist from a US defender. In a must-win game, that is a horrible fucking start.

It's things like this that make me happy I don't know or interact with people like that.

Why China is kicking our ass. #877

I know, right? I had trouble caring about the motorcycle when I was distracted by how every aspect of that "party" is my nightmare.

[is glad party is over]

I feel as if I need a Penicillin shot for simply watching that.

this may be the douchiest video I have ever seen

The people at this party are just like...everything I hate about everything...

I've fucking had it with the surveillance state. If the NSA couldn't triangulate the location of his party and order a tactical drone strike, there is truly no use in monitoring anyone.

Gavrilo Pincip: [shoots Archduke Ferdinand]

JeeneteDanilleBerzinger: "My sister-in-law makes $2270.00 per week on the internet with one simple trick."

How long does it take to freeze a meat pie?

I pray, in 77.4 years when Jeanette Daniels Benziger's great-great-great-grandson is begrudgingly doing a family tree for 4th grade, he lazily uses google and unwittingly stumbles upon the fact that his relative, Jeanette Daniels Benziger, had a brief turn as an internet meme on a vulgar defunct sub-blog of the the…

[Heat death of the universe occurs]

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!