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Jesu's.

I don't know about New York State laws, but having to work in Buffalo must be some sort of UN violation.

Also, "Don't LITERALLY be so AWKWARD and FUCKING BORING. I'm so FUCKING tired of that."

-Talking "about last night"

Hey, did anyone else notice this excerpt:

I wonder how many people believe that they have a poor moral compass.

Two self-centered, pretty people who've been coddled all their lives are stunned to find the person they married lacks any character, personality, or the ability to love someone other than themselves. In 1980, this was shocking. Today, its celebrated...

There were seriously only one or two of those women whose faces weren't paralyzed to the point that they weren't signalling emotions in a natural way. It's cool if it worked well for you and it's fine if these ladies are happy with who they are and how they look. But don't try to convince anyone that their expressions…

Yep, happened all the time on my co-ed soccer teams. The ladies not showing up, that is, although probably not because of sexy time. I'm too incompetent for that.

Usually the performance artist's parents.

He's probably just doing this for a Reaction, and by that I mean some items from Kenneth Cole's 2014 collection.

First of all, I'm saddened to hear this news - my condolences to the Warrior's wife & daughters in this hard time.
I've got quite the Ultimate Warrior story for all of you. When I was in 6th grade, I lived in Foster City, California - just a little South of San Francisco. Every month or two, when the WWF would make…

Oh God the LAX cancer has spread to Texas. ABANDON SPORT.

He's getting too old for this shit.

Ok, the only thing I really learned from this was that I need to start a background check company ASAP!

No wonder Chunks seems so satisfied with sixth place.

You seem like a nice guy who has a lot of fun in life.

All of those kids should be embarrassed to be University of Arizona students.