"#CancelSueyPark"? So you're saying you'd like to...Chop Suey?

I assumed the name "Suey Park" was another satirical Twitter account?

No, I think we should wordshame so people learn their goddamn homophones. What, are you homophonphobic? ;>)

There is nothing funny about the absolute dearth of education in America's African American Communities.

I'd like to write for PastLifeHacker, with headlines such as "Electricity: Witch's Magic or African Voodoo", "How To Use Indoor Plumbing And Why It Might Kill You", "The Blacksmith Tools Everyone Needs To Own", "101 Uses For Horse Shoes", and "Ug - Me Make Circle. Call Wheel".

YOU'LL DO WHAT WE TELL YOU TO DO

I think David Wong nails this one with Dunbar's Number more clearly applied. It just so happens that we have governmental systems that don't take this into account.

Dogs are stupid.

Are we talking about you or are we talking about her?

This is how evolution works.

Even tho I chuckled I can't help but call the person who ever put the rope there and then filmed it a piece of shit.

I don't have a uterus. You can make that determination for you own body not my wife's, and not everyone elses and no one wants special treatment just the same treatment.

So much for right-wingers who claim to support the "invisible hand of the free market". Seems that only applies when it works in the favor of their preferred lobbyists' industry...

"You know what, I've ready too many books about autism." [Proceeds to talk for several minutes straight without noticing surrounding reactions.]

We need the showdown between Justin Bieber and Kim Jung Un. That would be crazy.

The girl on the right. Is her collarbone broken?