We need the showdown between Justin Bieber and Kim Jung Un. That would be crazy.

The girl on the right. Is her collarbone broken?

I like them more than her previous line, Bulimmmmia.

Beautiful woman, but what is going on with her shoulder in the right picture? That looks painful.

But it's also poor people screwing over poor people. It's the weirdest Stockholm syndrome shit I have ever seen in my life.

Social worker PSA:

Hear hear. I have a master's and a nice middle class white upbringing and I'm not a creep or a criminal yet I found myself unemployed for 22 months. That's almost two. Fucking. Years. I had to get food stamps when my unemployment ran out. I don't know what I would have done without them. And by the way, Mr. Paul, I…

in order to do so, the bill basically completely fucks over poor people. SHOCKING PLOT TWIST!

The idea that people with enough to eat begrudge those that don't on the belief that some of those "poors" are "gaming the system" so much that they'd like to see millions starving on the streets is hard to understand.

It is one step forward, one huge shove backwards. Motherfucking unfair, rich bastards call the poor lazy when they bust their asses twice as hard to get not even half, a quarter, as far.

I'm so sick of programs that benefit the poor and working class being constantly up for debate and at risk. And people really think people in need are somehow gaming the system. "Food? Why should you eat? You might buy steak!" And "Free lunch? Why on earth should a child literally get a free meal?" And "Social…

Google says it's maybe this place: http://www.saratogapool.org/index.html

Is his wife from Stepford?

Additionally I did not offer the help of my wife to organize a campaign, pass out flyers and work with a small group to solve SRG problems.

Not bad, but he could've peppered in a "cunt punt" to really round it out.

"Back off, bitches, he's mine."

Fitz, are you one of those white, middle-class Sean Hannity listeners whose top political priorities include lowering taxes on a tax bracket you don't fall in and supporting policies that benefit your employer while disadvantaging you? You know, one of those "altruistic" Republicans.

I know you're one of those who thinks if he stands up against the oppression of the rich guys like this and Donald Trump you might someday get to join their club, but step back. Dude's got a million titles. He's wealthy. He is a rich guy with a bunch of titles. It's not disparaging to write that instead of "Peter…

"And I got another ticket during my swim to Weehawken. A simple 'hey, buddy, that's a shipping lane' wouldn't have sufficed?"

I do not understand the question. And I will not respond to it.