He had to sit in uniform and barely move for a few hours, eh? And no skating was required... and he wasn't signed to a pro contract prior to this game.
As someone who is awaiting a lung transplant and on oxygen 24/7, it is somehow empowering to know that I am qualified and capable of being a back-up NHL goaltender.

The cold dead stare of a lifelong Buffalo sports fan.

Atlas, Drugged

"I'll never forget the time she won Denzel Washington's Best Actor Oscar."

Did white people not know slavery was bad before 12Years a Slave? I've seen and heard tons of white people saying how it was eye-opening. Did they miss Roots, Uncle Tom's Cabin, and slave narratives?

I know its lazy but seemed particularly appropriate.