You would be correct. I cannot believe all the people here claiming it is. I suppose their minds were blown by that show where they showed how all those magic tricks were done. "Buh-buh-buh-but... it's real! I saw it!"

I keep tweeting for someone to call 911 but that Kara girl really fucked me over.

Agree. I was surprised to see that headline on Jez. I expect it from Gawkie.

I should not be forced to defend Justin Bieber. I am bitter and largely pissed off in general and I have been made to take his side because those against him are so utterly, utterly whack. I hate you all.

Cuz he is gay and looks like a lezbain and he cant sing he lip synchs n his shewzz are gay HA!

That's what people get for fetishizing this stupid photo in the first place.

Are we supposed to take that as an insult?

Did you vocal fry that "so..."? Please tell me you did.

Ya wanna know the worst part about me bitching about it? I didn't read it either time.

If it was a link to the Gawker story, fine. It goes both ways and stories one day are from the other site the day before and before you know it you've gone absolutely insane. So insane that you read Gawker and Jez everyday and find yourself inexplicably trying to find a reason to keep doing so even though things…

I take no issue with crossposts. And if it were one duck article a week that got repeated, sure. But it's like a constant state of déjà vu.

Ohmigod that was so clever! Because like when I read the first part I was like "oh she agrees with me!" and then I read the second part and everything got very dark and I felt myself falling into the great void and now here I am, sitting at my keyboard, questioning every comment I have ever made because what if you…

Oh hey, this was cool when I saw it on Gawker yesterday.

And dildos!

So, tell me about your father.

A bit ironic that most of the responses so far are offering up their ethnicity?

I'm sure people are trolling it now, too.

The only people I know who say dyke are lesbians.

See: Yesterday's Justin Bieber post

I thought it was from Family Guy.