He must be an abusive piece of shit.

Then how come every time I smoke a cigarette some freaking kid feels the need to come up and tell me it's not good for me? Adults as well. I feign shock. "Wait, what? Are you serious?"

Why would anyone hire a male nanny? Why take the chance of having your kid molested? I'll stick to women, thanks.

They don't look a thing alike. Methinks Mr. Obama has a wandering dick. Wouldn't surprise me at all.