This is a Wheeze car.

I fully expect to be the only one who thinks this is awesome, and I’m ok with that.

This is sure to cause many pearls to be clutched and gasps to be heard. It’ll stir more controversy than LS powered fox bodies.

“What are you?”

Isn’t this how all life goes? The beautiful survive and the ugly become chowder.

Of all your bad takes, and you issue a good number of them, this is definitely one of the worst.

Here we have an ethicist writing about a home improvement guy about a topic that is on the outer margins of his radar. When you apply credibility percentages and multiply them out, this article might be 20% correct. The part about the fuel stabilizer as a reason not to mow wet grass is simply ridiculous. Hard to mow?…

Mercedes: The $30k-$35k target was to buy the vehicle, not the annual maintenance bill.

OshKosh Landscaping, probably

I read the title and thought, “Ah, Florida man at it again.” But then I read it was in Texas and thought of this.

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

Where do I go to file charges against the assault on my eyes that has been perpetrated by the sight of these meth-addled, toothless, knuckle-dragging, ass-hair braiding examples of white supremacy?

The YouTube channel in question is the popular B is for Build

You know what the difference between us is? My name, my face, and my social media link are right there. I stand by everything I say and don’t talk shit anonymously.

You could probably buy up the entire neighborhood, with how steeply property values have dropped on account of his mud pit of a backyard.

the kicker is that many of these “yuppies” are buying these $50k cars, with those $900/mo payments, and are sharing a two bedroom apartment and are only paying $725/mo for a bedroom. They are balling hard in their urban commando mobile and going home to their blank room with a mattress on the floor and an ACER laptop…

They could name it "Death Wish II"

I missed the part where it’s going to be an active lifestyle crossover with an available EV version.

I knew someone who put an “Impalabu” tag on the back of his.

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.