Honestly, none of this surprises me and the very first thing I thought when clicking on the article was, oh boy, this is gonna be a chemistry issue. As an organic chemist, I am interested to know what dyes they used because most dyes are innocuous, some are suspected carcinogens, some are outright mutagens, and if…

The Pontiac G6 GXP came from the factory with this thing. It was like, a generic brand Porsche whale tail.

How to move up in reliability survey: Don’t change anything. For 14 years. 

This is a brush guard, not a bull bar. 

If Eric B can’t get out then I know the perfect man to fill in his role as Mike Gee. Jungle Brothers....Jungle Brothers.....Jungle Brothers!!!

One of the worse things I see in this report is the ignoring of the construction workers. I’m a good enough engineer to know I don’t know everything. A guy with a high school education that has actually done stuff with his hands and not just on a computer knows a lot more about how things actually work than I do. Some…

Guaranteed that cologne and that beer are the same product in different packages.

I hope he’s OK. Not the least because if he is, he’s now the mayor of Buffalo pursuant to their municipal code. 

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

Do these people just like... not want to sell their cars or something? Man, for $15,000, it needs to be damn near a museum piece, and this isn’t even close.

This happened a number of years ago in a previous neighborhood I lived in. Around 2 or 3 am we heard tires squealing and then a crash. Went outside and this was across the street from our house:

12-16 years from now, someone in an automotive color department is going to have one of those burnt-orange/bronze colors they’re trying to name, and they’ll have a chuckle as they call it “Presidential Orange”, as they slide it past the rest of the team.

“Presidential Orange”

I thought I knew a bunch of random cars, but this is one that was totally off my radar. A LaDawri Sebring in... Presidential Orange.

Who “pops” a Cialis in this car? You take two, and you chew them with your molars, grinding them down into a fine powder, before washing the grit off your teeth with the Scope you keep in the center armrest.

The wheels can be quickly swapped, and the hood scoop can be removed. You may even be tempted to make this car look tasteful and close to stock.

That $640,000 is before rebates. It’s more like $400,000, right?

IT’S A TRAP!

aborted origami

Dodge is trying to figure out how to put that in a Challenger. Stretch that platform another 50 years.