A simple compromise would have been to only have the tracking data available after some reasonable delay, say 72 hours.

They’ll likely need hardware upgrades which for most would mean a newer car.

“ a truck that didn’t look like crap”

You think you can match Elon’s genius?
He knows bestest!

only if you have a fairly recent version of their FSD hardware

If you dig into the history of the Tesla Solar Roof & the 2016 reveal event, you’ll learn that it was all a con to sell the Solar City acquisition so that Elon, family & friends didn’t lose at least several hundred million dollars.
Even though Elon said during the event “all these houses are powered by solar” that was…

It wasn’t even 2 years ago he said “Email me back to explain why what I said was incorrect. Sometimes, I’m just plain wrong!”

That Tony Stark comparison was always bullshit.
Stark could build anything out of anything; all we’ve seen from Elon was a photo from his teen years working on a car, something that a billion people have done with reasonable skill.
By contrast both JB Straubel & Mate Rimac have done ICE-to-EV conversions by themselves &…

Ad campaign: “this mead is killer!” 

Elon should be the 1st recipient

Fake News!
All Teslas are appreciating assets - Elon said so

Who needs humans when you have SubOptimus Prime?

I recall a roundtable of assl***ing by Trump subordinates that was basically King Lear Act 1, Scene 1

“I can’t wait to see the Robotaxi”
you haven’t been earning $30k annually in your FSD Tesla since 2020?

I guess we now have an idea which managers & execs wouldn’t do drugs with Elon in meetings

Devos? Did you mean Bezos?

He’s literally an egghead?

won’t stop the cops from trying, even if you’re dead

I’ll say this again & I’ll keep saying it. Tesla’s “Fully Self-Driving” should only be considered an autonomous system when & ONLY when Elon says that as of <insert some future date> the system is Fully Indemnified Driving.
Until then, it’s a somewhat cool & funky driver assist system

Free flowing water