“here in the UK they’re inspected every year as part of the annual road-worthiness test”
EVERY car gets inspected every year? That seems quite excessive.
Most new cars could easily go a few years between inspections 

According to USA Today, her book deal is on hold thanks to her snitching

exactly the article I thought of when I read the headline.

Case in point - Saddam Hussein.

Dear God, MAKE IT STOP!!

Because it’s prevalent in the food & restaurant industry, among many others. And don’t pretend to be naive about what “messing with” means.

Who’s TG?

Should be doable. IIRC the EP9 set a record at the ‘Ring with an air-cooled battery

“Look how high they sit. They must absolutely destroy your peripheral vision”
Yeah, no way they can be moved or made adjustable. 

I’m hoping it’ll perform decently around the Nurburgring

Perhaps tourism will offset this.
“Welcome to Kobe, where the steel is as tender as the beef!”

<quote>Remember before Elon Musk had produced a single car, and he said that the traditional auto industry was ridiculously incompetent and if Silicon Valley built cars they could do it for $10M in development and push out more cars per month?</quote>
I don’t remember that & neither does Google so perhaps you could…

Only willing ones so the ones that annoy you are going to have to flay themselves

Hello from the future!! Sorry to report Tesla *still* isn’t dead but also *still* no lack of people predicting their incipient demise

“And Maine is the fucking Mississippi of New England” 

I think his Boring & Hyperloop ideas are cool but also impractically bonkers. But public transport in the USA has been messed up for longer than Elon’s had balls. How long has California been trying for high speed rail?
Didn’t they have a bullet train proposal in the 80s?

Dear Snowflake, we’re very sorry that you’ve been triggered by this horrific invasion of your safe space. Please accept some tickets to Hamilton as a token of our sincere regret.

I agree. But that will be a LOT of job openings.

I was going to say that they would still have Alan Colmes but I just found out he died in February. I guess Fox really can destroy a liberal

“and blacks stopped committing absurdly high amounts of violent crimes. lol jk!”
What’s an appropriate number of violent crimes?