"a cabal of pervert agents?" So, the NSA?

Yah. I seen a few women who are stunning with hair and scary without. Some folks simply have unfortunately-shaped craniums.

That "probable cause" is where all the trouble is.

I finally understand how the NYPD found the time to fondle the testicles of hundreds of thousands of black males - they have nothing better to do.

They hired the projectionist through the H1B program?

Maybe gigolos can put that on their business cards - Deuce Bigelow, Copulator-in-chief.

What would you call them?

A lot of losers need to get a life - a real one.

And we don't pay them because that would cheapen our love for them!!

You lost your virginity to a vampire? Did he look like Bill Compton or Eric Northman?

I don't think it's lube as it's ejaculated from the urethra.

Knew a stripper who could do that, multiple times, and could produce what looked to be nearly a 1/2 cup of fluid that she could squirt over 6 ft.

Please define "pre-loaded". Because after your Fat Elvis story, I have a really horrible visual.

If his sense of humor is anything like mine, your shame is far from over.

Is he WindOnScrotum? :-)

Did you stutter while coming?

What's not sexy about 2 pussies at the same time?

It's been a few years - last show I went to, her opening act was either Yoav or One Eskimo.

This putz must have been Elliot Rodger's dating coach.

She's the only performer I've bothered to see live more than 3 times - and I'm up to seven.