So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Fans for sleeping...my younger sister started this with her 4 kids. Now, anytime they travel they have to either a) arrange for 5 fans to be in place ahead of time or b) tote box/ oscillating fans with them. It’s un-fucking-believable. Try negotiating with airlines to bring your fan or insisting the Mouse fill your…

Why does this song always get attributed to Shrek? Wasn’t it in Mystery Men first?

Tori Amos whole career in a nutshell : I was raped when I was 12, heres 462 songs about it.

She’s a clown and I’m drowning slowly
In her deadlights and I’m heading no where.

am i the only one who thinks this cover version is superior to the original?

it is New Jersey so that’s really only about 30% of normal New Jersey aggressiveness.

So are you also upset that your ISP doesn’t give you 300mb/s for the same price as the 30mb/s pack simply because they have the ability to unlock that speed by flipping a switch?

I understand how Jethro Tull won that Heavy Metal Grammy Award now. People like you.

Really?!? I finally got motivated enough to create an account - solely to riff on you.

Wtf do you think New Wave is? Seriously that list. SMH.

A month later...

Has anyone contacted this guy?

Well I will send an email to Ford to cancel the whole project then. “Scrap it, boys. There’s a guy on the internet who only hauls stuff in his 2WD speed bump scraper, so no need for the Raptor.”

probably because some random woman was yelling in his face with a cell phone camera on him. is that a normal every day occurrence for you? it’s not for me.

He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

U so tuff!

I work in the service department at a dealership and we drive every single car that comes through. As part of our service we wash and vacuum the vehicle at the car wash down the street. I know the owner thinks they “caught” the employee doing something outrageous but really they just caught them doing their job.

While I don’t condone hooning in a customer car, I do agree a lot of people are severely overreacting here. As far as I can tell they were just alleging that the service tech was driving fast, and plenty of people have a propensity for exaggeration these days. My guess is the tech punched the car to 60 in front of…

Appealing to “kids dumb enough to be in a church youth group” isn’t exactly gold star award material for marketers.