Tesla is a massive bubble.  I wish I knew when that bubble was going to burst so I can make some money, but it could still be years away.

You just want me to list specs for a 34 year old car? I can link you to a Wikipedia article if you’d like. 

poked holes? where? what do you mean?

I grew up in Connecticut and got my license in 1987. If you saw a Grand National with tinted windows, it more than likely had a radar gun and a State Trooper in it. If you saw a Grand National near a black RX7, they both had troopers in them.

Queens of The Stone Age

Buncha fuckin’ hipsters.

Dumbest fucking comment I’ve ever read.

Christ...just shut it the fuck down already.

Gamestop fucking sucks. If you work there, I’m very sorry...they don’t give a fuck about your safety and absolutely will kill you to make a buck to stave off their impending demise.

Every GS article I say the same thing, and I’ll say it again here...
If you’re currently employe…

You think that a 4500lb Camry with 30 more horsepower will be faster than a 2800lb YarisGR?

“MAKE SURE YOU SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON SO WE CAN KEEP BRINGING YOU THESE TRUCKS!”

*weicist

You’re not being waicist enough.

I’m Chinese myself, and... yeah, it’s kind of obnoxious, but I’m also kind of numb to China pitching a bitch about everything. This seems like a really petty thing comparatively.

Dude are there people who think kotaku isn’t a nepotism hive? This shit is egregious. “Content creator did thing and reacted!!! News!!!!” 

Every time I see one of these “freaking out about finding a Pokemon” videos like 5% of my soul dies.

No picture of the actual pokemon? Serious question here, lately it seems like every single article on kotaku/Gizmodo/etc only has pictures that kind of vaguely allude to the thing in article but not the actual thing. Obviously not every post, but enough that I’ve noticed and it’s just a little bit frustrating ya know?

Per The Daily Meal:

We don’t? um. Yeah.  of course we don’t

This is one of the most idiotic articles ever posted on Jalopnik.