How many times have I cut my lip (the part where you put chapstick) while shaving? There’s no hair there, either, and it’s at least 10 times in my life. That’s with easy access!

This is a very good defense of electric cars.

Can this be considered criminally negligent (failure to secure a load), in the eyes of the law?

I hope they took you to jail

No muffler?

dude i think thats a lambo HAHHAHA i’m funny now rite?

People outside NYC may think this is hyperbole, but you are unfortunately correct.

“and in addition to the paint it features a unique front spoiler, painted Mahle four-lug wheels, targa bar trim delete, and negative lettered PORSCHE stripes on the sides.”

A dad band isn’t so much the age of the band but more the music genre it is and the audience it attracts. A band can be old as dirt and not be considered a dad band because the genre is not the correct one to qualify and the audience is wrong as well. Mellow rock, adult alternative and folk rock are all dad band…

Neat. What were the ratings of apples compared to oranges?

Tesla owners tend to be fairly wealthy, Live in large homes, and like Prius owners, be the first to tell my my Silverado is destroying the atmosphere, That is until you point out they have 2 people living in a 3500 sq ft house, While I have 4 people living in a 1500 sq ft house, using 1/3 of the electricity, gas and…

It’s no code enforcements problem either. Cars are on private property, not public.

Nah, really. You never had the urge to deck someone? Maybe you should get your testerone levels checked. Anycase, that kind of behaviour calls for a punch.

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The correct reply would be “Pick a point 800 miles from here and we’ll see who gets there first: Your P85D or my i8”

Are you suggesting that remembering to use the brakes if you want to slow down is complicated?

I’d stop by and ask about the work he did on it...just really keep asking stupid questions about upgrades and looking super dejected every time he reiterates that he hasn’t done anything and it’s just stock.

Also FYI my brotherchanges my computer background to a different axl meme everyday at work...

Best comment possible about this situation.

they go every yr, it really doesn’t matter who is playing