Boris said?

“I worked at a small café that served four things: soups, salads, smoothies, soft frozen yogurt, and gelato.” I know this shouldn’t bother me that much but that’s five things.

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

I suddenly feel very old

There’s a Gordon party boat setting sail tonight, and it’s riding on the waves of butthurt Logano fans’ tears! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I know next to nothing about NASCAR and am hoping somebody can help me out . . .

Never know man, advances in programming haven’t really stressed CPUs as hard as they have in past decades. I have an i7-920 pushing damn near 7 years old and I haven’t encountered any games that give it much grief. Granted, a current-gen i7 would beat the unholy hell out of it (having built two 5820K machines at work…

You really think that cpu is going to last 5 plus years?

Secretariat was higher than Larry bird on ESPN’s greatest athletes of the 20th century.

i don’t do ANL.

Word of advice, never spend less than $300 on a graphics card if you have a decent CPU.

Right? When I got to that part, this was my first thought as well. Does she just mean that people took her more seriously as a part of her life than if she had been “just a girlfriend”? Super weird.

Uh. I can assure you that being someone’s fiancé doesn’t grant you the ability to make medical decisions for the person. Fuck, I couldn’t even get Comcast to talk to me when my husband and I were engaged. You have no legal rights as a “fiancé"

Lord Kres? That you?

A guy in redding or wilton owns that. He brought it to caffeine and carburetors once in new caanan.

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...