I’m sure she gets those instructions too when she’s trotting around the city in his ‘outfits’. We all think she looks miserable.

I just realized people actually think this movie looks good? like... I must not be seeing the same movie previews because I would literally rather watch... What is a really shitty movie? Brown bunny?

Of course you like him, that’s called clever manipulation, directed and rehearsed questions and answers.

Does he use watermarked stock photos, indicating that he’s not paying for them? (Hint: apparently yes).

I understand how he feels but to be honest, if you’re being paid to do something like this then your audience aren’tt just your friends, they’re your life blood.

Wait I thought he turned off comments just for the very reason he is complaining about?I guess that didn’t last long if he is having issues again

God, this hits home. I distinctly remember nearly crying in a dressing room as I had to convince myself that “yes, you can afford this leather jacket. You are going to buy it and still have money left over to live. It’s ok.” (thank you, salesperson in the Lucky store, for being my impromptu therapist). When you spend…

Next up: I think ketchup tastes bad, so I don’t eat it: a 7000 word glimpse into the human soul.

Skyy is delicious.

me when u try to pop off

you might want to try rock salt and ice chips... that’s what we used in the restaurants I’ve worked at to clean coffee pots.

you might want to try rock salt and ice chips... that’s what we used in the restaurants I’ve worked at to clean…

Bottles, yeah right... I’m thinking more like bongs

Bottles, yeah right... I’m thinking more like bongs

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.

You all dropped this late on a Thursday evening to make sure HamNo couldn’t backdoor his way into authoring this post, right?

You are incredibly incorrect. Signed, a woman who has received gyno checkups and birth control from PP.

My (30+) roommate acts like the guy in the still for the video. We went to a fancy-ish-but-fancy-enough place for a friend’s birthday a couple years ago and as soon as we sat down, she rearranged the wine list, candles, and other table accoutrements so that she could properly Instagram them (with the flash on). I was…

This is the way to go. A few years ago my girlfriend and I were able to score reservations to the French Laundry. We are by no means high rollers and I don’t think I’ve ever been to a place half a nice. We weren’t intimidated by all the nice stuff, and when something we were completely unfamiliar with presented…

- “Just act like you’re supposed to be there.”

For what it’s worth, these douchebros made a sign that sounds like they want to call the father’s “Daddy,” not that they want the daughters to call them Daddy.

For all you assholes, and there are lots of you, saying you can’t get behind this because you think Cait and the Kardashians are just doing this for publicity, go fuck yourselves. Maybe she is. Who cares? That’s not the point.