This is why men can't take women seriously: because this story is news to you. Vapid gossip dressed up as news that is then eaten up by women... This is probably why there's a pay gap. Who the hell would take you seriously when they know you can't wait to hear the next tidbit about whether or not Orlando Bloom…

Ok, here's some sage words of poop-wiping advice from a woman (my wife, who has 34 years of lady-butt wiping experience, plus now 11 years of child-butt wiping experience under her belt (our 11yo daughter is special needs and has worn diapers her entire life) and me, a 38yo very-hairy-butted male who has had to go to…

serious question: how is this being "racist". inappropriate yes. classist yes. racist? aren't there white gang members?

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking this, but the lack of stars on your comment is a little disappointing. Are the majority of Jalopniks really dumb enough to want a herse that's practically guaranteed to fall apart around you just because "425HP"?

If the build quality wasn't so horrid and the interior didn't remind me of a gloomy, overcast day...this might be more interesting. But, 425HP of 6.1L HEMI is almost always enticing, just wish they offered 6-speed.

The Mazda 5 being the only stick-shift minivan, oh man. Disheartening stuff!

My wife currently has a Honda Odyssey, but it's impractical for short trips and actually difficult to park in these tiny spots everyone is making now-a-days, so the 5 was a serious consideration. This makes me sad.

Oh man. This in a car for people with families. Mazda really needs to update the 5, every gearhead's favorite minivan, with a new redesign.

At least it wasn't a giant axe

What was that bro? I can't hear you over the sound of SEX.

Recommending yourself is just tacky. Good thing I'm not above tacky.

I know, and it's more glorious than my combover. Thanks for noticing.

Well, he's Jason now. And really what matters is that he isn't Muslim, because that would just have been cause to bury the shit out of this story and the rest of us (the intelligent thinkers in the crowd that is) to now have the chance to enjoy the story for its humor, or see the ignorant comments of the mouth…

Want to know why you know he's Christian and not muslim? Because his "victims" weren't mutilated, or killed. Fuck you, ignorant bigot.

Holy crap, did someone just change their mind on the internet!?

You know, I see that now. Not trying to be difficult.

But the empirical data doesn't bear that out.

I can tell you're a very serious person. Only very serious people reply in meme form since thinking is hard.

Excellent rebuttal full of facts. JK, 2/10 troll.

Punching up is a cop-out that's condescending to the groups you spare, as it places you above them.