This is why men can't take women seriously: because this story is news to you. Vapid gossip dressed up as news that is then eaten up by women... This is probably why there's a pay gap. Who the hell would take you seriously when they know you can't wait to hear the next tidbit about whether or not Orlando Bloom…

Ok, here's some sage words of poop-wiping advice from a woman (my wife, who has 34 years of lady-butt wiping experience, plus now 11 years of child-butt wiping experience under her belt (our 11yo daughter is special needs and has worn diapers her entire life) and me, a 38yo very-hairy-butted male who has had to go to…

serious question: how is this being "racist". inappropriate yes. classist yes. racist? aren't there white gang members?

With the GMail Child Porn Article and the Tor Child Porn article hitting it seems obvious that their is now a push to justify all the NSA spying, now that the approval ratings are going down.

Clearly when it was found that "Terrorists" weren't a good enough excuse to monitor everyone, including the innocent, they had…

Simply amazing! That's the same protocol I follow when I call a Tinder match to setup a first date...

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking this, but the lack of stars on your comment is a little disappointing. Are the majority of Jalopniks really dumb enough to want a herse that's practically guaranteed to fall apart around you just because "425HP"?

If the build quality wasn't so horrid and the interior didn't remind me of a gloomy, overcast day...this might be more interesting. But, 425HP of 6.1L HEMI is almost always enticing, just wish they offered 6-speed.

The Mazda 5 being the only stick-shift minivan, oh man. Disheartening stuff!

My wife currently has a Honda Odyssey, but it's impractical for short trips and actually difficult to park in these tiny spots everyone is making now-a-days, so the 5 was a serious consideration. This makes me sad.

Oh man. This in a car for people with families. Mazda really needs to update the 5, every gearhead's favorite minivan, with a new redesign.

At least it wasn't a giant axe

Cell phones don't all run at 2.something GHz, that's a T-Mobile band iirc (maybe Sprint), Verizon and AT&T and the majority of cellphone frequencies used are in the 1.9GHz and below (RF changes forms as the frequency changes, the light you are looking at and allows you to see is THz frequency RF, and then there's IR,…

What was that bro? I can't hear you over the sound of SEX.

The RF energy given off from a microwave is set to the resonant frequency of water (I think it's 2.66GHz, or roughly there abouts) and can cause, with prolonged exposure of high wattages, burns and cataracts. That's it. The small amounts that might escape your microwave (doubtful since the law of "path of least…

Microwave radiation is non-ionizing.

Well, he's Jason now. And really what matters is that he isn't Muslim, because that would just have been cause to bury the shit out of this story and the rest of us (the intelligent thinkers in the crowd that is) to now have the chance to enjoy the story for its humor, or see the ignorant comments of the mouth…

Holy crap, did someone just change their mind on the internet!?

You know, I see that now. Not trying to be difficult.

Water evaporates, especially in fountains